Posterior Angle

Dear Sad Bloody Teddy,

I think my cat may have worms. What should I do?

Thanks.

Cat Lover.

Dear Pussy Fanatic,

Hookworm infestation is the invasion and multiplication of the small intestine by a blood-sucking parasite. Ancylostoma caninum is the most important and common hookworm. Other less common species exist as well.

Infection can be acquired before birth or during nursing from an infected queen. Ingestion of larva can result in infection. The larva can also migrate through the skin.

Hookworm infestation is seen most commonly in kittens and the geriatric or chronically ill population. There is no breed or sex predilection, although it is seen commonly in cat colonies or shelters.

What to Watch For

· Diarrhea

· Vomiting

· Weakness

· Pale mucus membranes

· Anemia

· Poor body condition

· Poor appetite

· Weight loss

Treatment

What ya wanna do is, stick a hole buch of small fish like minnows or something up the cats ass. Fish eat worms right? I mean it works on my boat. Or if you don’t wanna stick shit in your cats ass you could always try pyrantel pamoate and fenbendazole. You could also take your cat to a vet.

Cheers, S.B.T.

Ichi The Killer

Dear Teddy,

This problem is rather embarrassing but I hope you will help me and be a little discrete.

I’ve got genital warts that itch like crazy. Is there anything you can suggest?

Signed, Loved To Be Loved

Dear Loved,

I have only one suggestion for you.

I suggest you stay the fuck away from me.

Thanks in advance

Cheers, S.B.T.

Paint Chips and Infidelity

Dear S.B.T.,

I have a two part question I hope you can help me with. One, I think my girlfriend of four years has been cheating on me and I don’t know what to do about it. I mean I still love her and all, but the thought of her being with another man makes me mad as hell. I’ve found condoms in her purse and there has been several hotel rooms billed to our credit cards. I think her friends even lie about where she is when I talk to them. What should I do?

Two, how do I tell if I have oil paint in my bathroom?

Please help me, I hate that color.

Sincerely; In need of some color.




Yo, In need of some color,

First things first, put pin holes in every one of those condoms, that’ll teach her. Next cancel all your credit cards. If she wants to fuck, let her do it in the alley behind Home Depot. After that, find one of her friends that have been lying to you about his whereabouts. Make sure she has a boyfriend of her own, and fuck her. Doesn’t matter how you accomplish this, just do it, and do everything you’ve ever wanted to do to a woman but thought it “not nice”. Then call her boyfriend and tell him all about it. Tell him everything. Even if he kicks your ass, it will be worth the message to the others. After all that, take all of her shit from the house, put it on the front lawn, and burn it. To finish up, start dating one of her single friends. This will serve two purposes. One, it will piss off your ex for a long time and two; the new girlfriend will know never to fuck around on you my friend.

As for your second question. Put some Acetone on a cloth and rub the wall. Acetone is a colorless mobile flammable liquid with melting point at −95.4 °C and boiling point at 56.53 °C. It has a relative density of 0.819 (at 0 °C). It is readily soluble in water, ethanol, ether, etc., and itself serves as an important solvent. The most familiar household use of acetone is as the active ingredient in nail polish remover. Acetone is also used to make plastic, fibers, drugs, and other chemicals. If the color does not come off… you’ve got an oil buddy.

Cheers, S.B.T.

Welcome friends.

May people have been asking me and some of my friends for advice lately, about all sorts of things; love, hate, work and play. Sometimes our advice is good, sometimes not-so-good. So we’ve decided to put up this blog. We will post the questions that have been asked and the resulting answer.

We invite all of you, via this site and its comments area, to let us know what you would do or say to the people that talk to us.

Cheers, S.B.T.

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